Practically every man of MY generation wants to be Arnold from Hey, Arnold!
Who are you kidding?
You wear slim jeans and flannel and baggy jumpers and b’ball caps.
You want to live in a diverse town that looks like a combination of East and West coast America, in particular New York and San Fran.
You want your bedroom to be in the loft apartment of an old, turn of the century brick share house.
You want to play harmonica, keyboard, skateboard and bicycle everywhere and OF COURSE you want a psycho girlfriend who is kind of abusive but worships the ground you walk on.
Sure, you SAY you want to be Action Man or Mr Bumpy or CatDog or someone from that era…
But let’s not joke around. You ACTUALLY want to be Arnold…
[EDIT] If not Arnold, maybe Sub Zero from Mortal Kombat… or Snake Eyes from old school GI Joe. But I bet my money it’s REALLY about being Arnold! :P